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Cranky Companion: The Unamused Doberman Tee Cranky Doberman Funny Tee Great Gift for Doberman Lovers Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
Cranky Companion: The Unamused Doberman Tee Cranky Doberman Funny Tee Great Gift for Doberman Lovers Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001
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Cranky Doberman Funny Tee Great Gift for Doberman Lovers Embrace the unapologetic charm of the Cranky Doberman. This T-shirt features a bold, hand-drawn illustration of a Doberman exuding a mood that says, "Not today." Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of canine-inspired sass in their wardrobe. This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction, ideal for DTG printing.
Meet your new go-to for mood-based fashion: a grumpy-faced Doberman, ears forward and eyes narrowed, captured in bold line art that perfectly says “Not today, human.” The clean, moody illustration—whether in monochrome or with a splash of muted color—sits center-stage on a soft, premium cotton tee. It’s equal parts expressive and stylish.
🎁 Why It’s a Great Gift
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For Doberman devotees: A tongue-in-cheek nod to their Dobe’s expressive “resting crank-face.”
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Ideal for moodish days: Perfect for that friend who’s prone to “don’t talk to me” grumpiness—humor meets honesty.
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Versatile & comfy: 100% ring-spun cotton or cotton/poly blend, in unisex cuts—great for everyday wear.
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Conversation starter: Eye-catching art that sparks smiles, conversation and compliments from fellow dog lovers and graphic tee fans
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, offering a premium, soft feel.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
- Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |








